News

I remember a lot of being warned about solar storms but not a lot about being effected by them.

Is Elon Musk making slave robots? Well, he sure seems to want to. But don’t forget the tritanium rule, treat your toaster the way you’d like to be treated.

A scary amount of calls came in for people ODing in horse dewormer prompting the CDC to release a statement… more of a tweet really. Does that count as a statement now?

SHADOW UNDERWATER!… and a fair amount of blah blah blah.

Think there’s nothing to fear from a meteor? When you’ve seen as many horror movies as Chauncey has, you might think otherwise.

In a world of depressing news cycles, maybe we need more giant inflatable duck news?